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Hm... Aqua's never been so good at this profile business. I'll try to fake it though...

Aqua Lives In...
Oxford, Ohio, USA.
Her computer room.
Azeroth.
A perpetual state of weirdness.
Denial of the existance of MechWarrior Dark Age.

Aqua Is...
A proud member of the Horde.
A student at Miami University, which was a university before Florida was a state.
From Ohio and proud of it, dammit.
Fond of talking about herself in third person.
Able to do an almost perfect impression of Jigglypuff's voice. Yeah, that Jigglypuff.
Obsessed with the Gin Blossoms.
Good at coming up with plots and starting stories, especially fanfiction.

Aqua Isn't...
Particularly good at FINISHING said stories.
A Republican. They do stupid things.
A Democrat. They do stupider things.
Good with people.
A football fan. (Yes, I swear I live in Ohio.)
Religious.
Good at writing profiles.

Aqua Will...
Put off nearly EVERYTHING until the last moment, even things that she wants to do.
Occasionally talk in aforementioned Jigglypuff voice without realizing it.
Do better on tests if she doesn't study than if she does.
Read a lot, given the chance.
Go on crusades to Half Price Books at every opportunity.
Do stupid and often painful things that seem a lot funnier when she writes about them than when they happened.
Vote for Dan Quayle if he ever runs for President again.
Make a fourth Horde hunter, once she's finished leveling the other three.

Aqua Won't...
Put up with people trying to convert her to (insert religion here).
Have any trouble throwing sharp pointy objects at Michael Moore if she ever sees him.
Be politically correct if she doesn't want to be.
Ever be a townie despite her best efforts.
Hesitate to kill anyone who still calls her Firefly.
Ever be a loyal member of the Alliance.

Aqua Wishes...
IE's status bar would make up its mind about whether it works or not.
Dinosaur Task Force Zyuranger and Five Star Task Force Dairanger would be released subtitled in the US.
The Battletech CCG wasn't out of print.
The Battletech books weren't out of print.
One Must Fall: 2097 would come out for Gameboy Advance.
MechWarrior 4 and MechWarrior Dark Age didn't exist.
Blizz would nerf warlocks.
National Treasure 3 would be out. Now.

The name Aqua Lion, I am alternately proud and embarassed (depending on my mood) to say, comes from Voltron. Yes, that Voltron. I've been using it since 1997, though I've used plenty of other nicknames between then and now. Strangely enough this name seems to be quite unique among the twisted corridors of the internet, as I've never met another Aqua Lion, nor have I ever had to sign up as AquaLion(insertnumberorsomethinghere) instead of just plain AquaLion on any site that requires signing up for. Go figure.

And last, but perhaps most importantly. That 'death to bad acting' down there in my interests list is a proud sign of my lingering hatred towards MechWarrior 4, which I could spend pages and pages griping about. Suffice it to say I was traumatized by this terrible blight upon the beloved MechWarrior series. But why 'death to bad acting,' you ask? Welll...
All other things in this profile are secondary and of no great concern. But DEATH TO BAD ACTING!

If I added you to my friends list, either I know you from somewhere or I just find you interesting. If it's the first of those I should hope you know about it though...

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